Sunday, November 16, 2014

John Wick made me Sick

Intro
I lost count of the people who got shot in this movie. I am not against glorifying violence (I did'nt mind 'Game of Thrones' for heaven sake). But this pointless shoot fest, was irritating! IMDB and rottentomatoes have rated this movie as above average, in their custom scale. Not only is this poorly directed film- below average, it sucks. Please read my blog if you want accurate reviews in the   future :P

The Good
Some of the...hmmm... a couple of 'shoot them all' sequences were really cool...

The Bad
...the rest of them were bad. I was rolling my eyes, again and again, with every other bullet that got fired and with very other rock music interlude where Keanu
Reeves struts about like a clumsy Rajini Kant. These sequences passed through my brain like a bullet- this side in and that side out. The movie is about this ex-hitman, who get enraged cause a bunch of punks kill his dog. This happens five minutes into the movie. No time for the audience to feel the love between the puppy and Wick. How is the puppy helping him grieve his dead wife, no one knows.  But it is dead, five minutes into the film and the killing starts. Dishkum dishkum... movie over.

The Ugly
My mom used to say- "Why do you watch these hollywood action movies? they are no better than the Tamil action movies." Either, she does not understand the sophistication required to make fight sequences realistic, or she does not care. Either way- John Hick- proves to be a brilliant case study to illustrate her point. And audiences want something more these days, bad guys get killed in the end by good guy, after a lot of violence, just does not cut it. The dog subtext, simply does not matter.  

Verdict

I will take a swift death by a John Wick bullet, than watch that movie again. 3/10 #avoidable.

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