Sunday, October 24, 2010

Adurs- The others

It's a Telugu movie with Junior NTR. Forced to watch this movie while taking a bus from Vizak Andhra Pradesh to Chennai. The movie is like the food there- sets your stomach on fire, wash it down with some curd. Our neighbors like an overdose of colour, dialogues, dance sets, dance moves, sound effects, fight scenes of Matrixian proportions, visual effects!

Good
Excellent effects and excellent effects and excellent effects. Every transition from shot to shot will leave the best compositor in Chennai going- 'what.' This while film lovers go 'Why.' Jatang lighting for...well...come to think of it every thing.

Jn. NTR dances really well. I was wondering what is with our films and dancing? Vijay, Hrithik Roshan, Prabhu Deva and now Jn.NTR, know not how to act but can do some cool dance moves. I think we Indians get the wrong idea, that dancing around like a monkey with fits will attract girls, because of these onscreen idiots.

Bad
Oh my god, where do I even begin. Thank god the DVD got stuck as the bus went through a bad patch of roads, I did not watch the entire movie but after half an hour I guessed the ending. Why? Here is the structure of the movie-

Scene 1
Intro- Hero twin 1 the comic relief. Some funny scenes.

Scene 2
Intro- Hero twin 2 the hero heeeeeero. Beats up 50 guys with guns using nothing but his bare hands

Scene 3
Hero1 dances with heroine 2 song sequence 1. 3 crore worth dance set 1.

Scene 4
Same as scene 3 switch hero and heroine numbers

Scene 5
Father held by villainous villain who catches Hero 2 to bring to the father who will not construct weapon of mass destruction (seems like patriot missiles) unless he sees his son. What the boinkers!

Scene 6
Hero1 dances with heroine 2 song sequence 2. 3 crore worth dance set 2.

Scene7
Same as scene 6 switch hero and heroine numbers

Skipping to scene 80
Hero2 with the help of Hero1 kills Villainous Villain and saves father. There is no way this prediction could go wrong. It's Jn.NTR and there will be riots in Andhra if the hero fails(not the Telengana parts)

Don't ask me why there had to be twins in this film. If you did I will slap your face and tell you- 'So the compositors can have more work'. I think the Hyderbad film industry is nothing but an ensemble of expensive dance sets where the art director goes- 'glassu, tallu blue glassu, shortu redu glassu, riveru of goldu through the middlu, yellow lightsu, lessu clothes on the girlsu, even lesser on the heroinu'. Then there are expensive post production studios where the director goes- 'effectu, special effectu, special special effectu.'

Ugly
How long must South Indian Audiences endure the same story with convoluted plot ideas like this. The movie also has a comedian who has nothing to contribute to the overall story line. How long...I am literally crying. I can not take this song and dance no more. Thank God for bad roads!

Marks- 2/10 Brain Damaggu


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