Thursday, October 14, 2010

Welcome Address

After constructing a small stage in the middle of the road, obstructing traffic, garlanding chief guests, and then wrapping them with a cheap yet shiny piece of cloth, I invite speaker one- Mr.Tamil Tantrum to bore the audiences and 'talk like a poem.'

  This space is a place where we lost, extreme south Indians (pun intended) talk about our culture and our social lives. Unfortunately we learn and disseminate culture through our movies. It is also a good way to understand what we are thinking. Our repressed sexualities, our hidden fantasies, our dark as well as good sides are manifested so colourfully on screen.

So this blog is largely an analysis from this perspective. This space is also our reflections on foreign culture based on their movies.

I would like to finish this fine speech by saying we hope to stun audiences and create a revolution by putting dirty thoughts in your head and by seating you on an office chair and spinning it around till you scream - "What madess?" We are doing what our movies do to you! So let the tantrums begin.

I now invite the 2nd speaker. Mr. Mallu Maddness.

Heeellllooooo Every body! Please do not scream thank you for the applause, I like to thank all the people on the road on their vehicles and watching us never expected such a huge crowd thank you. I am not as eloquent like my friend and i can not talk like a poem like him but i shall try my best. I promise you on this coconut i hold in my hand ... oops one sec let me pick it up again...oops anddd  aaaah there we go i promise on this coconut that, we shall dissect movies and try not to reveal the plot and give you a good idea on how good or bad a movie is.

As my friend rightfully said this space will be used to let you know about movies which are running on screen and about movies which are off screen as well, this forum is all about movies and it will not be restricted to movies of any particular genre or language.

So the less said the better may the madness and tantrums begin

I thank you all for being supportive through this event, i request our honourable guest of honour   Mr. Uurandappan to declare this space open.

Uurandappan : " I hereby declare this space open".

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